The Republic of Absolute communism88 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.149 billion Absolute communism88ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism88ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,460 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and the first sword of Absolute communism88 does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism88's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism88 is ranked 137,229^th in the world and 5,028^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 678.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.